fifteen terrible things
- having a car door slammed on your wrist
- acquiring a widely used nick name with negative connotations like “Fatty", “Sketchy" or “Nitwit"
- having a close friend or relative pass away and feeling gratitude
- being the third person involved in a conversation
- skinny pants
- eating fertilized eggs
- poor-quality audio
- poor-quality optics
- false prophets
- goring and digging at your skin to evacuate imagined insects or objects
- acquiring second degree burns on the bottoms of your feet after walking across a hot bed of coals with improper technique or faith
- sneaking suspicions
- pots calling kettles black
- a sense of entitlement
- dualism