fifteen terrible things

  1. having a car door slammed on your wrist
  2. acquiring a widely used nick name with negative connotations like “Fatty", “Sketchy" or “Nitwit"
  3. having a close friend or relative pass away and feeling gratitude
  4. being the third person involved in a conversation
  5. skinny pants
  6. eating fertilized eggs
  7. poor-quality audio
  8. poor-quality optics
  9. false prophets
  10. goring and digging at your skin to evacuate imagined insects or objects
  11. acquiring second degree burns on the bottoms of your feet after walking across a hot bed of coals with improper technique or faith
  12. sneaking suspicions
  13. pots calling kettles black
  14. a sense of entitlement
  15. dualism